what if every blade of grass was a penis?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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