Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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