i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
So. Much. Porn.
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