we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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