when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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