like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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