He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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