Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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