Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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