Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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