Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
