I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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