dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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