Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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