would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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