Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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