Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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