"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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