never play flip cup with pint glasses
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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