some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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