Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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