one might say we're banned from that church
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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