You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I want to be your penis for a week.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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