I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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