Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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