Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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