i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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