I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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