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Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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