I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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