and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
this is an emotional support booty call
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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