Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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