you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
