Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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