I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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