you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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