I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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