This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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