but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Randomize
