Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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