She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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