Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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