My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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