i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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