what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
me + whiskey = a bad person
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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