they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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