That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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