When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?