is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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