i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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