Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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