Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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