he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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