Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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