Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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